January 2012
December 2011
WatchNuma’s Action-Packed Window Lounger
Shot with Action Movie FX
Fuck yeah!
Santa brought me a new Occupy Wall Street action playset.
Best Christmas ever!
Louis CK has business savvy, scrappy independence, and effortless cool.
A disgraceful, drunken, career-ending rant can only be weeks away.
Last Minute Holiday Gift Idea:
INDIFFERENCE
The new fragrance by G.O.P.
WatchL7 “Everglade”
I’ve deciphered the code: the downward spiral of the Star Wars franchise is inversely proportional to the growth of George Lucas’s neckskin.
Mitt Romney’s “I’ll bet you $10,000” is the “So, you guys playing cards?” of 2011.
Goth Guy: Your black wardrobe, seen in just the right light, looks sort of purple.
Thus you are less Black Metal and more “When Doves Cry.”
When Bogart raises his cocktail & intones, “Here’s looking at you kid,” people forget he goes on to say “you know, ‘cause you only rent it.”
Just when I need them the most, I’m disillusioned that my magnetic refrigerator poetry kit doesn’t include the words “Pygmy” and “captors.”
WatchRick Perry “Weak” (“Strong” Ad Parody)
All these Christian holidays are an affront to everything that Harry Potter stands for.
The nearby Earth-like planet Kepler 22b captivates the imagination. Until you realize they probably have shitty teen vampire movies, too.
